my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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