Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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