I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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