you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
FUCK WHALES
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
