What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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