I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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