I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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