the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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