After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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