How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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