she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Come share oat with me in your robe
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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