fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
He felt like a one man threesome
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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