Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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