love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I love having hate sex.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize
