I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
