: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
false alarm. still invincible.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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