Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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