So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I just had sex on a roof
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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