so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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