I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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