you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
sex in a hospital.. check
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Randomize
