She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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