If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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