When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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