I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
