If i could tip my vagina, i would.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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