Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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