dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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