Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
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