all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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