do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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