so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
