I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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