is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
did i walk over a car last night?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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