speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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