So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Sext me about skeletons
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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