Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
party gras won. party gras always wins.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
