We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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