i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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