i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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