went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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