We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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