dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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