For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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