I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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