Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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