...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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