i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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