I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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