I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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